“harry I think you have an addiction with vine”

harry: “no i dont i feel vine…”

x/x

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thecolorplaid:

i’m here to plant apples and fuck bitches

and i’m all out of apples

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mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

craigslistdad:

6-pack abs like

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thefunniestpost:

Hysterical!

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omfgicanteven:

Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22

Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26

Mariah Carey is 44 and her husband is 32

If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it, maybe he wasn’t born yet.

same